Chapter 3 Pom Pom Palace

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Sorry I didn't post recently. The stupid cone kept getting in my way! I hurt my leg playing fetch, then next thing I know, I'm inside the cone. Anyways, here is Chapter 3!

    “As you will find, Shihtzua, there are many helpers around the castle,” Corgi announced as Shihtzua exited the cellar to continue her tour. A very shaggy dog approached them. “Hello, miss,” he said in a surprisingly cheerful voice. “I am Chief Janitor Komondor, but you can just call me Mr. Mondo. I presume you are Shihtzua, the king Pom Pom’s wife-to-be?”

             “Indeed, I am, Mr. Mondo. I can see you do your job with passion. I haven’t seen a single spot in the castle yet! I already appreciate your hard work keeping this castle clean.” Shihtzua knew ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­that he, along with Pom Pom, would be her two closest friends in the palace.

             Moving forward in the castle, Shihtzua saw an assortment of maids and other helpers bustling around, keeping the castle tidy and its occupants happy. After a lengthy journey down the main hall, they reached the kitchen. As soon as she entered, Shihtzua was captivated by many luscious aromas. There were nutty breads roasting in the oven, while bustling cooks tossed salads or mixed vats of jam. On top of the clamor, one voice rang out like a cracked bell. “Hurry up chefs, you’ll never get that pie done for the feast tomorrow if you don’t chop faster! Jerry, chop those pumpkins a little faster, could you? Ughh! This will take forever to prepare!” Noticing Shihtzua enter the room, the chubby dog strode down the kitchen to meet her, knocking over a vat of dressing in the process. “Hello miss,” he exclaimed. “I am Pug, the chief chef of the castle. I cooked that kidney pie you had tonight personally. Did you like it?”

             “Yes, I very much enjoyed it. I am Shihtzua, Pom Pom’s wife to be. It is nice to meet you, Pug. I look forward to eating some more of your delicious meals!”

Good luck on the science pop quiz tomorrow!

-Professor Poodle

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Chapter 2 Pom Pom Palace

Hello!

     This post is a little earlier, but I won't be here over the weekend. I hope you enjoy Chapter 2!

Chapter 2: Down in the Cellars

             The first stop on Shihtzua’s introduction tour was down in the cellar. “Here is where we
store all of the kingdom’s food. It is periodically shipped out to other storage units outside of the
castle to feed the other inhabitants of Woofenbark, and there is always enough food to last
everyone one whole winter. Isn’t it marvelous?” Even though Corgi had seen these stockpiles
many times before, he still marveled at the vastness of food kept there as he said this. 
“So, this is how you get five meals a day,” Shihtzua acknowledged. Corgi then led Shihtzua
and Pom Pom through a corridor into a large room with lots of barrels along the walls. 
“This is where all of our wines are brewed, including the one you had today.” Corgi said as
a ruffed-up looking dog rounded the corner. His fur seemed to be covered in all sorts of stains. 
“A! Pom Pom le magnifique! It is my honoré to see you again!” Then his eyes darted over to
Shihtzua. “And who is this pretty mademoiselle? You are the flower in this garden, no?”
“This is Monsieur Poodle, our wine master and cellar keeper. He is one of the best vintners
on the planet,” Corgi proclaimed. “Corgi, mon ami, I am flattered. Come, come, garden flower,
would you like to try some of our specialties?” Shihtzua, a big fan of drinks, could not refuse,
and Monsieur Poodle led her down many paths, and she sipped some drink from almost all
the barrels. As the wine-tasting tour finished up, Monsieur Poodle asked which one Shihtzua
enjoyed the most. “That is a tough question,” she replied, “but I have to say the fizzy rose wine. 
It was refreshing, fruity, and it tickled my snout!” “Good choice, mademoiselle. That is a favorite
of many, so there always is more!"

Wishing you a stress-less next semester,

Professor Poodle

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The Journey of Cygnus the Alaskan Malamute: Chapter 1

Cygnus the Alaskan Malamute was sleeping on his doggy bed in his owner’s home in Miami
when he woke to a thud. He startled up and went to the source of the sound to investigate. His
owner was carrying a suitcase down the stairs and was making a ruckus. He put the suitcase
in the car and came back up to get more things. After he was done putting all the luggage in
the carl he started it up. Cygnus thought that he was going to the store to buy more useless
human objects, so he went to his doggy bed to get some more sleep. Humans always needed
more.In his opinion, Cygnus thought that humans owned more than they needed. In his owner’s
house, there was a huge bed just for the owner, and assorted rooms for different purposes.
On the contrary, Cygnus only had a small doggy bed in a cage he could barely fit into. Humans
also had fancy meat that smelled and tasted good, that dogs weren’t allowed to eat. Cygnus
had been sitting by his owner, trying to get his attention and be rewarded with meat, but all he
got was a pat on the head. “Humans discriminate against dogs,” thought Cygnus. “We are just
as smart as humans, and can even understand some of their language, like “sit” and “no”, but
they don’t understand a single word of our language. They command us to sit and so we obey,
but when we tell them to open the door, all we get is “Stop barking! Bad dog!”.” Cygnus was
interrupted by his owner, who was coming back up the stairs. Cygnus was pretty sure that his
owner forgot his little rectangle, which he tapped on and took with him all the time. Humans also
owned bigger rectangles, which were similar to the smaller ones, except that they had a lid.
There were also foldable rectangles, which had little square buttons on top that made a clicking
noise when pressed, and huge rectangles that had moving pictures on them, and were fixed to
the wall. His owner was grabbing his Bucket of Necessities, which included Cygnus’s food bowl,
water bowl, food, his toys, and his leash. Cygnus was curious. If his owner was loading his
Bucket of Necessities onto the car, then that meant that Cygnus was going somewhere.
He followed his owner, who immediately put him in his cage. The cage was loaded onto the car
and his owner went back into the house to get other things. Eventually, when the owner was
done preparing for the trip, he drove the car out of the driveway, onto the street. Cygnus,
who was stuffed in the backseat in his cage, had no idea where he was going, and what all that
luggage that was beside his cage was for. "Hey Cygnus, why are looking so sad? We’re going
to your home in Alaska!” called his owner, from the driver’s seat. “Home? In Alaska? Where is
Alaska?” thought Cygnus. The only home he had was at his owner’s house in Little Havana,
Miami, Florida. The car sped down the highway, en route to the airport. Cygnus was confused.
At first, he thought that he was going to the doggy park. Then, he cowered as he thought of
arriving at the dreaded veterinarian’s office. When the car made an unexpected turn off the
highway, Cygnus was on an unfamiliar road. That was when he knew that something exciting
was going to happen. One incident in which Cygnus was on an unfamiliar road, he ended up
at a strange building, with many humans who were chatting with his owner. They gave him
many exotic treats, such as something greasy called “bacon”. Another time, he even met a
dog whose name was Scooter, and they ended up being friends. So many things could happen.

    “I wonder where I’m headed now,” said Cygnus. “Maybe I might meet another dog, or see
a cluster of really tall buildings called a city. But what’re all these boxes for? I’ve certainly smelled
them in a closet in my owner’s house, but I’ve never seen them.”. Cygnus could also smell
various other items in the boxes, such as clothing, electronics, and books. He was bewildered,
with so many things to think about. Cygnus soon became lost in his thoughts and fell asleep.

Chapter 1 of Pom Pom Palace

Hi guys!
BTW, don't believe what the other publishers are saying. Pom Pom Palace is the best book series. As promised, here is Chapter 1 of Pom Pom Palace!

Book 1: Here Comes the Bride

Chapter 1: Who’s the Lucky Girl?

             “I’m sorry, Your Majesty, but your daughter Wormelia cannot be my wife.” This was an example of the dialogue that the great king, Pom Pom the Magnificent, had to have with over 3 dozen royal hounds. That day, Pom Pom was to be found a wife to help rule his kingdom of Woofenbark. His closest advisor, Corgi, recommended that at the age of 22, he should get married soon. “Next!” exclaimed Corgi, sending away Wormelia and her father. “Presenting to his Canineness, Pom Pom, the fair lady Shihtzua!” announced Corgi. In walked the most beautiful she-dog that Pom Pom had ever seen. Her fur was so soft and flowing, and she walked in with an apparent air of confidence. Pom Pom was immediately in love. “Shihtzua is from the kingdom of Ivanatreèt, one of our closest trade partners when talking about agriculture. She has aged 20, and I believe she is the best match for you and the greatest good for the kingdom.” As Corgi stated these facts, Pom Pom didn’t hear a word he said, as he was lost staring into Shihtzua’s deep green eyes. “Uh-huh,” was the only response Pom Pom could muster. “Yes, it would be very nice if wife could be my Shihtzua, I mean Shihtzua could be my wife!” Pom Pom stuttered. At this Shihtzua giggled. “Pom Pom, you are so funny! See you later!” she said with a wink. She strutted off with the same confidence she entered with. “Wow,” breathed Pom Pom. “That is one hot dog.”

             That night, Shihtzua and Pom Pom sat at the long dining room table to have their first date. There were lots of aged cheeses, fruits, soups, salads, and to top it all off was a huge kidney pie laden with a multitude of assorted dog treats. “You know you really outdid yourself, Pom Pom,” Shihtzua proclaimed as she took another sip of her 20-year-old wine. “I grew up eating nothing but kibble for all three meals.” Pom Pom almost spit out his wine. “Only three meals! Here we have at least five meals a day; breakfast, tea, lunch, supper, and dinner. And on special occasions, like the wedding tomorrow, we add a feast!” Shihtzua looked astonished. She couldn’t imagine how fat some of the residents would be. Noticing her queer expression, Pom Pom explained. “Here, everyone works hard every day. It’s the only way we can even have those many meals!” Pom Pom laughed. “Don’t worry. I think you’ll like it just fine once you get used to it.”

Just as they were finishing up the kidney pie, Corgi entered. “Shihtzua,” he proclaimed, “how would you like to meet some of the other residents of the castle?”

See you next week for Chapter 2!

Best of luck on your upcoming math test,

Professor Poodle

Sneak Peek: The Legendary Journey of Cygnus the Malamute

           Hello, this is Goldendoodle with a new book that will be coming out soon. I have a sneak peek from the book ready for this post.  hope that this gets you hooked. The first chapter of the book will be published on January 13th.

      “They had arrived. Cygnus, who had been sleeping in his cage in the dark, gloomy cargo bay of the plane for hours, was finally unloaded from the plane as it landed. The icy Alaskan winds blew across his face, and snow was falling on the ground. Cygnus had returned to his homeland, where his ancestors had first been bred and raised.”

NEW AWESOME FANTASY NOVEL BY THE MONTHLY PUPPY

THE MOUNTAIN OF THE MAGES

CHAPTER I TALES OF FLAME

                  The Mountain was forbidden Sealed away from any stranger that ventured deep into the Dark forest it had been locked away for centuries Inhabited by only the greatest of the Mages only open when they chose to open it. The last time the mages opened it was during The Great War when they heard the shouts of a thousand men this was all about to change.

The mountain of the mages coming soon

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PUPPY BOWL 4 LIFE

THE BEST NEW NOVEL SERIES IN HISTORY!!

Hello everyone,
     Sorry I missed last month's posting round. My dog died, so looking at these cute puppy photos here are saddening. Anyway, as the title (not clickbait) suggests, we at The Monthly Puppy are unleashing the Pom Pom Palace series, a group of 7 tales regaling the Great King Pom Pom and his numerous adventures. A new chapter of the story will be published each weekend, and it is my pleasure to kick off this novel. Here you go!:

Pom Pom Palace

Book 1: Hissland

Introduction:

     

             It was a normal day in the land of Woofenbark, for the sky was clear, and the
sounds of the haggling merchants could be heard across the royal grounds. But for
the king, Pom Pom the Magnificent, the day was anything but normal. That day, other
royal dogs from around the world came to see if their daughters were worthy of
becoming the queen of the most prosperous land on the planet of Animalia. Little did they
know, the most ferocious feline general of the land of Hissland, the Siamese Slayer, was
planning an attack to end Pom Pom and his Kingdom.

Hope you like this teaser! See you later!

Wishing you all good math and science grades,

Professor Poodle

The world of magical wonders COMING SOON! (Preview) by Pompuppy

The World of Magical Wonders (Preview)

By PomPuppy

       It all began one Monaday Waking the the shine globe had retreated as the day ball rose the high roof and cotton planes had a orange hue as the day ball rose fortunately this beautiful Waking would all go to waste as it was a Monaday and everyone hates Monadays. As I prepared my fastbreaker I took a drink out of my Browntee mug it had a tart taste like always I sighed as my wheatflats popped out of The small heat oven i knew that today would be a horrible day. To be continued

Stay tuned for more of The World of Magical Wonders

Monaday; Monday

waking: Morning

Shining globe: moon

day ball: sun

High roof: sky

Cotton Plane: Clouds

Fats breaker: Breakfast

browntee; brown Tea : Coffee

wheat Flats: Bread

Small Heat Oven: toaster

By Pompuppy & Co. *

* Not a real company but please dont copy this

December Monthly Update YAY

DECEMBER MONTHLY UPDATE HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Hi people this month we have some great stuff for you guys last month our boss got mad because I posted embarrassing pics of him with a cone collar on LOL so this month we arent doing that again but any ways im the boss now because our boss went on vacation for the next few months :) - a note from Pompuppy

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SRY I DIDNT POST THIS BECUZ I WANTED TO BUILD SUSPENSE BUT THEN OVER BREAK Opsy i used caps lock ok anyway over break someone gave me fruit cake and i fainted for a week
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Goldendoodle: Happy Holidays! I got a new PC for Christmas and from now on I will be using the new PC to edit on this blog. 
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Pyrenees Pup: Happy New Year! I'm really sad it barely snowed this year. At least I got a Google Pixelbook. It comes with a built-in Google Assistant, which is WAY better than Cortana, which is on Windows 10.
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